when i said go fuck yourself, i wasn't being mean.
oh, yea, right.
no, i was being serious - you seemed wound up
........i was suggesting an orgasm, maybe i should have said:
........go make love to your sensual body right now, and call me later.
now you're being sarcastic.
no, i'm being absolutely candid, and i'll continuing doing so, by adding
........that you should add some peach lighting, candles, and steam to the scene
........maybe toss rose petals around the room, a path leading to your finger-lover.
oh, ok, maybe i will. i'll call you later.
jeez, finally.
why does everything have to be taken so anti-literally? fuckin' A.
This is hilarious, especially "maybe I will" and the "A" at the end. :)
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